What a complete waste of time.
Battle Blaze is a fighting game. It sucks. It stars the lovechild of Danny Trejo and Arnold Schwarzenegger. This game didn't even give me enough material to write a decent review with. I wonder if I can write this review in less time than it took me to beat the game. Lets find out!
Start off the game with some random ass story about demons and a contest and blah blah blah. None of it matters or makes much sense.
Controls are fucking pathetic. One button to jump, one button to attack. Movement is also stiff as fuck and performing the simplest of "moves" is near impossible.
Audio is forgettable. Seriously, I don't remember a single song, and I just finished playing the damn thing.
The graphics are pretty bad too. The stages were boring, bland, and ugly. Sprite animation is a joke.
As for the gameplay, there is none. I beat this game in 17 minutes. If I had rented this for the weekend as a child, I would have been really fucking pissed. There is a two player mode, but with the shitty EVERYTHING, why would you want to drag your friends down with you?
It has been a while, so I guess we were due for another absolute 0 out of 5. And as always, zeros don't even get their own rating system. They get nothing but my rage.