I can sum this game up with a single word. Balls.
The Adventures of Dr.Franken is a horrible game. This is usually where I give some sort of back story or explain what the game is about, but in all honesty, I don't have a fucking clue.
|Actually, this picture could be related. I DON'T KNOW.|
This game has some stupid controls to match the rest of it. You have a jump, a hadoken fireball, some kind of sonic boom\boomerang that stuns enemies, and 3 kicks. All of the kicks do the same thing. Why is there 3 buttons for the same move? I DON'T KNOW.
|You know your game is bad when even a fireball shooting Frankenstein monster is lame.|
The Adventure of Dr.Franken does have one good thing about it, and that is the graphics. The stages are well done, although confusing, and the sprites are pretty good as well, but retarded. I have a feeling this game was aimed towards very young children, except....
The gameplay is far too irritating for children, or adults. I seriously considered abandoning my quest while playing this game. Each stage has hidden things (and I still don't know what they are), and a short time limit to find them all in. The platforming is full of completely hidden areas that you have to find in order to beat the stage. How do you find these areas? Pure luck. Most of the areas I found were on complete accident, and made no sense at all. Nothing in this game makes sense.
I had a hard time deciding if I should give this a 1 out of 5 or none at all. The ONLY thing this game has is good graphics, and unfortunately, graphics don't mean shit if the rest of your game is complete garbage. So this fucking game gets nothing. 0 out of 5. Not only is this game not fun, but it can completely ruin whatever good mood you're in.
|The second you beat the last stage, it cuts to this. That's it. I'm fucking serious. No explanation, no congratulations, NOTHING AT ALL, END FUCKING GAME. FUCK THIS GAME.|